HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of size 14--16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba:
Colette, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in about an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.Better wait outside. Be right back..........."Cooter"
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of size 14--16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba:
Colette, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in about an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.Better wait outside. Be right back..........."Cooter"
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
I can guarantee it would keep me out!!