HEY WHERE IS EVERYONE?

judyb57 · Mar 1, 2009

It is Sunday today and supposed to be a kick back day. So I figured I would come and kick back in here. No one has posted in here since yesterday afternoon! Sooooooo lonesome in here. Hope that only means you are all keeping busy winning at the casinos? :coins

sorcer3ss (RETIRED) · Mar 1, 2009

It's ok I have come to keep you company Judy, don't want you to be lonely :beers

cas1944 · Mar 1, 2009

I'm here! Although I don't know if you consider me very good company today.I have been miserable all day! I came in here to get cheered up.
So humor me for goodness sakes!!

:joker

judyb57 · Mar 1, 2009

10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer

* 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
* 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
* 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
* 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
* 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
* 5. The password is "Bubba".
* 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
* 3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
* 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

* 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

judyb57 · Mar 1, 2009

10 signs your an Internet geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.

6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.

5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as "my [email protected]" and refer to your children as "client applications".

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".

2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"

judyb57 · Mar 1, 2009

Burnt Ears

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."

judyb57 · Mar 1, 2009

My mother died

One day a blond came home from work and sat on her front steps, sobbing.

Her next door neighbor, whose name was Julie, went over to see what was

wrong. She said, "My mom died today waahhhhhh-hhhhaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"

Julie invited her over for coffee untill she felt better. When she did

actually stop crying, she left and went to work the next morning. When

she came home she was sobbing... again. Julie went to see what was wrong...

again. And the blond said, "I called my sister (who was also blond)

today and she said that her mom died TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!!