Happy St. Patrick's Day

[beaches3572]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did, you scared the shit out of him!"




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[thewitz]

very funny!!!!!

 

[dani3839]

Happy St. Patty's Day!!

 

[PIXIEW]

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH BEACHES HAVE'NT SEEN YOU POST IN A WHILE UNLESS I JUST AM BLIND ( WELL THATS NOT FUNNY 4 I AM AT TIMES )HAVE A GREAT ST. PATRICK'S DAY AS WELL AND DRINK SOME I CANT NOR WOULD I GREEN BEER YUCK

 

[judyb57]

No, you are right Pixie, beaches has not been around much lately she has been a busy girl! We are glad she gets time to stop by once in a while now!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE

 

[missmichelle]

 

[beaches3572]

Thanks for the good wishes, Pixie and all......Have been busy with work, but couldn't resist posting this funny. Am with you on the green beer...won't drink the regular stuff, but I do like my wine and mixed drinks when possible.

Have a happy day......

 

[Pete]

O you had a special St. Patricks Day thread - i like this Forum

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