Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite.
What do you call someone who puts poison in
a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What is a vampire's
favorite mode of
transportation?
A blood vessel.
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.
What type of dog do vampires like the best?
Bloodhounds.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What's a vampire's
favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What is a vampire's
favorite sport?
Casketball.
What is a vampire's
favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.
To improve his bite.
What do you call someone who puts poison in
a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
What is a vampire's
favorite mode of
transportation?
A blood vessel.
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane.
What type of dog do vampires like the best?
Bloodhounds.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What's a vampire's
favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What is a vampire's
favorite sport?
Casketball.
What is a vampire's
favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends.
