GRANDPA'S ON THE PORCH AGAIN
>
> A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his
> grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair,
> wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
> 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
> everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in
> the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing
> sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
> The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I
> sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This
> is your grandma's idea.
>
> A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his
> grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair,
> wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
> 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
> everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in
> the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing
> sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
> The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I
> sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This
> is your grandma's idea.
OMG! That's funny!
, too funny