Funny Lines

[weesie]

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Funny Lines
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*| head's.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.​

 

[CareyG]

 

[judyb57]

Most of those are true

 

[aanyawllms]

its good