MotelPrisoner
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An RCMP officer stops at a farm and talks with the old farm owner.
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegal grown
drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me.'
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer
proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
wish....on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have
I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer
running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer
is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
yells at the top of his lungs.....'Your badge! Show him your f****ng
badge!"
He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegal grown
drugs.'
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me.'
Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer
proudly displays it to the farmer.
'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
wish....on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have
I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer
running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer
is clearly terrified.
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
yells at the top of his lungs.....'Your badge! Show him your f****ng
badge!"
