Dumpster diving (sorta)

[CALizzz]

I've been at my Mom's for 4 nights, kinda got stuck in the raain..

So, I'm putting my stuff in my car. Well, I dropped a bag of my things in the dumpster! OH #HIT!! After a couple trips back to her pad, I got a step stool, broom and dust pan. Luck was on my side, I managed to get my bag which had a 40.00 prescription in it- just filled.

A neighbour comes out- "did you lose something?" Yes, but got it back.

I'm going home tonight! I just may stay in bed and watch MORE movies!

Now THATS the biggest blonde move- and I have eggplant/red hair!

XoXoX

 

[Mouche12]

Bummer, but this can happen to anyone CALizzz...

My biggest blooper: I was withdrawing money from an ATM. Walked to a store across the street and wanted to pay for what I had bought.... oops! I had forgotten to take out the money...!

Ran back, there was a boy standing on the street who asked me: Did you happen to loose your credit card? I said No! But I forgot to take € 50 out of the machine! He replied: Oh, I think I saw someone going in with that money to the bank inside. So I checked inside... and they had my € 50!

There are still some very nice and trustworthy people here in Amsterdam -- and btw, I am a brunette!

 

[titanic71212]

My biggest blooper was, walking threw the mall my youngest son Patrick kept wandering off so I grabbed his hand where I found him in the toy store, and was walking very quickly telling him strangers were going to take him and do bad things to him, and that I was his mother and loved him so much and was so scared, finally looking down at this 10 year old boy get this "that was not mine" this kid had tears in his eyes and was crying, and he said to me are you going to do bad things to me??? OMG, I took him back to toystore and found his mother, OMG i was never so embarassed in all my life, found my son in the ninetendo section and went home, to this day can't go back to that mall lolol

 

[CareyG]

Hahaha these stories are too funny!​

 

[dani3839]

lmaoo, I gotta think alittle, I'm sure i've done something
stupid like these before

 

[judyb57]

OH NO, poor titanic. I can imagine me doing something like that and traumatizing some little kid forever.

 

[CALizzz]

LOL LMFAO titanic!

As for you dani- I have more than enough blunders for both of us! I'd say titanic's takes the cake!!!


Years ago my X and I were going to fly to Vegas. We had to stop and post some bills on the way. Well I put our tickets in the mail box with the bills. It was around 7 pm. I thought we're screwed!! He's freaking out on me. I have visions of I love Lucy- me as Lucy trying to get her arm down the mail box, getting busted for tampering with the mail....

We got soooo lucky, a mail person came to clear out the last of the days mail- even though the post office was closed. We got our tickets.

"Like sand thru the hour glass, these are the days of our lives"

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

@ titanic, that one really cracked me up