Don't mess with women !

[texas hOOters]

<TT>Bottle of Wine</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT>A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold</TT></PRE>
<TT>Monday morning.</TT></PRE>
<TT>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them</TT></PRE>
<TT>were hurt.</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT>After they crawled out of their cars, the man began yelling about women</TT></PRE>
<TT>drivers. The woman said, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a</TT></PRE>
<TT>woman.. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're</TT></PRE>
<TT>unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends</TT></PRE>
<TT>and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT>Flattered, the man agreed, but added 'you're still at fault...women</TT></PRE>
<TT>shouldn't be allowed to drive.'</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT>The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car</TT></PRE>
<TT>is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely</TT></PRE>
<TT>God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT>She handed the bottle to the man. The man opened it and drank half the</TT></PRE>
<TT>bottle, then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle,</TT></PRE>
<TT>immediately put the cork back in, and handed it back to the man. The man</TT></PRE>
<TT>asked, 'Aren't you having any?'</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT> The woman smiled and replied, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the</TT></PRE>
<TT>police....'</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT> MORAL OF THE STORY:</TT></PRE>
<TT></TT></PRE>
<TT> Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.</TT></PRE>

 

[jobill35]

 

[CareyG]

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

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[judyb57]

:chainsaw

 

[iataz]

Gonna try that are ya hOOters??LOL

 

[texas hOOters]

 

[CALizzz]

Ha ha!

What does a woman and a tea bag have in common??

Never know how strong she is till she's in hot water!!

XoX

 

[judyb57]

ROFLMAO Liz, hilarious!!

 

[vixen777]

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

You f'ing know it sista!! AND to all men in European countries don't mess with American women, we are NOT meek little followers!!! Oh did I derail this thread?

 

[CALizzz]

You f'ing know it sista!! AND to all men in European countries don't mess with American women, we are NOT meek little followers!!! Oh did I derail this thread?

Not at all. When I lived in OZ., I knew that the chicks out numbered the guys. You hear about the blond beautiful Aussie chicks, but in my experience (cause I hate to lump) they were so moussy!

So, Aus./Europe--- I totally agree with you. We can hold our heads and walk with dignity (and pray for grace)

I think there are more songs about American girls, from all over the country then European chicks... In fact, I'm pretty sure on that!!

XoXoX

 

[lucky639]

Hey don't forget about us Canadian Chicks! As far as I'm concerned, women all over the world are the dominate sex....

 

[texas hOOters]

Can you believe my father-in-law sent me this ? The nerve !