And speaking of Blonde's.......

[CALizzz]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'


(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)






"My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'!" klutz

XoXoX

 

[CareyG]

Oh noooooo! ​

 

[CALizzz]

Hey Ms. Carey!! I hope you have a good weekend!!! Los Angeles has been SLAMED with rain, hail, mudslides (not just in Malibu) and TORNADO warnings!

TORNADOS's in L.A. ??????? Was talking to my Mom who's a native I said has this ever happened here?? She said no.

Just picture- "ok kids, time to get in the cellar or go to the basement" CRAZY!!

Remember the old margarine commercial- "you can't fool mother nature!"

Nevermind fooling- I think she's over all the abuse we've been doing to her years! TORNADOS in L.A.??? ??????

And no, I'm not a nay-sayer but .......

I'm such a tard!!! I post a joke followed by apocalypse

XOXOXOX

 

[CareyG]

I know Lizzie, I heard on the news, thats unbelievable!!

Mother Nature is sure having a ball lately isnt she??
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