Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. How do you get holy water?
A. You boil the hell out of it.
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
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Q. How do you make a snooker table giggle?
A. Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. How do you get holy water?
A. You boil the hell out of it.
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Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
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Q. How do you make a snooker table giggle?
A. Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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