A couple of Laughs

[weesie]

• 2 guys are in a health club, and one is putting on pantyhose.
  Guy 1 says: "Since when do you wear pantyhose?"
  Guy 2 says: "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
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  A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here."
  "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife."
  "So you're single!"
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  My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree!
  
  Courtesy of Henny 'Take my wife, please!' Youngman
  
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    What A Choice
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    A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex!"
    
    He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."​
    
    

 

[sorcer3ss (RETIRED)]

 

[judyb57]

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Supersex!" She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex!"

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."