To My Friends

[judyb57]

1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

Who made you sad

Like a spider monkey

Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!


2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

Whatever is choking you..


3. When you smile,

I will know you are

Plotting something

That I must be involved in.


4. When you're scared,

We will high tail it out of here.


5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse

It could be until you

Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!


6.. When you are confused,

I will use little words.


7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

Until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have....


8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

And dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!


9.. This is my oath.....

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

Everyone can see it,

But only YOU

Can feel the

True warmth...

 

[Booo73]

 

[CareyG]

:​

 

[weesie]

sweet.......

and then



ewwww at the end, well, kinda!

I guess it is warm though, huh.

 

[judyb57]

LMAO, ok that last part was not really necessary. I just copied and pasted

 

[razor54]

I know that feeling! Whew!​