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A farmer & his wife were having trouble with their sex life. He would be out plowing & she would want sex, she would ring a bell, he would come running & by the time he got there no luck. So she goes to the doctor & asks what they can do about it. The doctor says, "Buy a gun, when your ready, fire it & you run half way to meet him." A couple weeks later the doctor sees her & asks, "How is you sex life?" She says, "It was great, until hunting opened & he ran his self to death."