A big welcome to the forum andrew87, now that you are here make sure you have a good look around at all the great offers we have!
I will, and i'm working on getting up to 20 posts so I can PM and actually start a thread lol, and I like your smiley options because you have an
wlcrack and it looks like his friend :horn Has some but wont share, the poor owl is probably going to get his :hmmr which is slang for a
because the......
oor Owl needed
to buy some
rock and get :kite like his buddy. So the Owl proceeded to the gas station and
proceeded to
the cashier and grabbed the
and was like
and started to
away. All of a sudden he saw a
chasing him down, then a
broke out, and the Owls tire blew out, so he got out of the car and
and changed his clothes so
they wouldn't ID Him
the owl got what he wanted
but he got sloppy and the
hadn't forgot what happened. So he went to the
house that matched the license plate of the car and the owl was
and was taken to ddntdt 4 breaking
. The owl proceeded
and
and went to prison for 1-3. Then all of a sudden I was
and woke up and was like
what a
crazy
dream. What
was slipped in my drink last night? I looked in the mirror and was
to see I had a
. So I called my friend and he told me that
last night I was
with a guy who looked like :ring's girlfriend
and :ring sucker punched me, and then I :stab him, but no one saw,
so we left and went to the casino. Where I proceeded to play
and was down to my last 3$ and I
and HIT
tmachine . I was like
and the machine kept pouring out
. I finally exchanged it for :money and decided to play
and after an hour I had
.
I then walked downstairs and locked eyes with an :angel. So I decided to go to the craps table put my entire
, and had my :angel
on the :dice
and I hit!!! I was
in the
so I took some and made it
on the casino floor. My friend said it was a
but :drmsn
night. We
and made sure to
about that night. I
with my :angel. We then went on a :titanic
around the world, and we lived
and
ever after.
THE END
Its almost 9:00 AM I haven't slept yet, it was
and I didn't even
and I'm part
so
and you might find
Sorry for the post If it needs editing, Ive been clean and sober for 2+years and didn't go out tonight for
but I was having fun with all the
smiles you guys have to offer. I didn't mean this to be spam so please no
and
if I offended anyone. I Just wanted to make some ppl
so
for now I'm very
and am about to go to
if you think this was a
and
if you don't just
&:niteall