Husband and wife (married for over 40 years) were working in the garden.
He was busy cleaning the barbecue and she was bending over to remove weeds from a flower bed.
He suddenly said: "your ass is almost as big as this barbecue!"
She ignored his remark.
A minute later, he took out a folding ruler en started measuring the barbecue...
Next, he went over to his wife and measured her behind, exclaiming: "incredible, your ass is indeed just as big as this barbecue!" Again, she chose to ignore his remark.
Later that night in bed, the husband fancied a 'little action' and started fiddling his wife. She quietly responded: "if you think that I am going to set fire to the barbecue for just one tiny cocktail sausage, you better think twice!"
He was busy cleaning the barbecue and she was bending over to remove weeds from a flower bed.
He suddenly said: "your ass is almost as big as this barbecue!"
She ignored his remark.
A minute later, he took out a folding ruler en started measuring the barbecue...
Next, he went over to his wife and measured her behind, exclaiming: "incredible, your ass is indeed just as big as this barbecue!" Again, she chose to ignore his remark.
Later that night in bed, the husband fancied a 'little action' and started fiddling his wife. She quietly responded: "if you think that I am going to set fire to the barbecue for just one tiny cocktail sausage, you better think twice!"
