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A respectable lady went n2 the pharmacy, walked up 2 the pharmacist, looked straight n2 his eyes & said I would like 2 buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked y n the world do u need cyanide? The lady replied I need it 2 poison my husband. The pharmacists eyes got big & he exclaimed Lord have mercy! I cant give u cyanide 2 kill ur husband! Thats against the law! I'll lose my license! Theyl throw both of us n prison! All kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! U cannot have any cyanide! The lady reached n2 her purse & pulled out a pic of her husband n bed w the pharmacists wife. The pharmacist looked @ it & said Well now thats different... U didnt tell me u had a prescription!